Sure, I guess some grandmothers think that their grandkids are beautiful, but not this Glambergranny. I hope you like it.” It was THE MOST beautiful thing I had ever, ever seen. For us.” It was a beautiful, perfectly sized and shaped wooden strap on Glampenis! “I sanded it and varnished it with food grade varnish until it was smooth and splinter free, and made it to the exact proportions we fantasize about. Glamdiary, I was SO excited, what could it be? She smiled and said “Here, I made this for you. She came back with something behind her back.
I heard Stanley’s power tools going, the saw and the belt sander and was so curious as to what she was doing. Bunny kissed me and told me she’d be back, then went down to the garage.
I showed Bunny the bits of The Glampenis candle that that awful little FiFi chewed up, and had a hard time holding back the tears. We spend our days listening to BB on continuous loop, friending all the Gays on Twitter (because us Gays have to stick together), talking to the gals on Adam Official and making love while fantasizing about the Glambulge. Bunny had no trouble adjusting to living with me. Stanley had left for that trampy Chris Allon fan Bambi, Mother was at Donna’s and the house was mine. We both were released on the same day, and since Bunny had nowhere to go, I told her to come home with me. We became instant soul mates, joined by our love of Beautiful BB and for the aching need we brought out in each other. Watching her Adamgasm while I sang was one of the most pure and most beautiful things I had ever seen. I had never, ever felt anything sexual towards another woman, but Bunny was different. While we kissed, the little mustache on her top lip tickled mine and made me giggle.
“Bunny”, she said, “Bunny Boyler.” We looked at each other for awhile, and Glamdiary, I don’t know what came over me, but I leaned over and kissed her, a white hot kiss that awakened a deep Lesbian need in me, a Lesbian need that seems to have soared through space and time.
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We didn’t speak for a few days, until one afternoon I was on my bunk quietly singing “Whataya Want From Me?” while sketching pictures of BB’s bulge and she asked “What is that beautiful, beautiful song?” I went on to tell her all about my BB and His Beautiful golden voice and the Adamgasms and The Glambulge and she was instantly hooked! It was like I awakened something inside of her, and as I sang, I saw her eyes close and the unmistakable swaying and swinging and hip bucking of a full blown Adamgasm!! She opened her eyes, that same dreamy far away look I get when I have my Adamgasms!! I looked at her, smiled and asked her what her name was. She mainly kept to herself, I on the top bunk, she on the bottom. I wasn’t afraid, I had BB’s golden light shining in my heart and I know that BB my Beautiful Golden Love Child will get me through the hard times. I HAVE to support my BB.Īnyway, while in jail the guard opened my cell door and in walked the biggest, meanest looking woman I had ever seen, angry looking and ornery. BB would want me to get one of Mother's credit cards. I’m still hoping I can find one of Mother’s credit cards that was left behind, because they all owe me for their hateful comments they've made about BB. Fine with me, that gives me much much more time to devote to my Beautiful BB Golden Child. She took Mother to live with her for a while because she said I was neglecting her. How I raised such a hateful homephobe is totally beyond me. It saved them from me and my “creepy obsession that is bordering on insanity” (her words, not mine) with my Beautiful BB. My daughter Donna said it had been a wonderful reprieve for the entire family for me to be in jail. The knife in my heart is that none of my family came to post bail or to visit me. The only menace to society is the number of homephobes and haters who don't see the overwhelming beauty and greatness of BB. He threw me in jail, Glamdiary! Me, in jail! I’m Glambergranny #1, and he had the nerve to throw ME in jail, said something about being a menace to society or something. He looked at me like I was insane, like Charles Manson insane!! Why do people look at me like that all the time? I think they're all just jellous of the unconditional love I have with my Beautiful BB. I suppose it didn’t help that I called the judge a big fat homephobe and threatened to hurt him and his children and that he WISHES he could give his wife an Adamgasm like BB gives me. Damn the cameras everywhere, I was caught on tape having my wonderful Adamgasm in the canned goods aisle, the little incident at the bakery, then finally the spat with Muriel in the parking lot. Muriel, that skeleton whore, decided to press charges against me over that little mess down at the Piggly Wiggly.